Nancy Rost: Music

The Monkey Polka

(Nancy Rost and Tim Budziszewski)

We will show you humans
Just how to do this dance
We know that it's exciting
But keep it in your pants
You taught us sign language
We want to pay you back
So we'll teach you the Monkey Polka

First you grab a monkey partner
And eat bugs off their hair
Do a little two-step
And throw feces in the air
If you're getting hungry
It makes a tasty snack
That's how you do the Monkey Polka

Then you beat upon your chest and
Start jumping up and down
Screech a little louder
Don't wear a monkey frown
If you're interrupted
It's easy to go back
To doing this little Monkey Polka

Bridge!

We grew up in the jungle
And now we're in the zoo
We don't want to be there Come on now, would you?
Being in this prison
Is fucked up as Project X
Cause all the people watch us
Having crazy monkey sex!

Now let's do the monkey polka
We've show you how it's done
Bring your own bananas
It's gonna be such fun
Like when we found a human infant
And raised him with our young
We taught him the Monkey Polka